It is happy being BISCUIT........!!

Hello ppl....Another blog ,before starting off ,it is very essential to know the actual sense of the BISCUIT in this post.The origin of the word took place way long back,but the hyderabadi`s changed the entire meaning of the golden word from "a small, flat cake that is dry and usually sweet:"(according to  cambridge) to something which according to my knowledge goes this way "A BISCUIT is a person belonging to a social group generally known for his ignorance of the issue or the activities going on among the group and always starts the conversation with DAMN..!! again I`M THE LAST PERSON TO KNOW THIS" .Well read this blog keeping the biscuit of your group in  mind,the word used may be different but you will surely find a person with the above symptoms in your group or you may be the one(chosen one;p) congratulations.
                It is a paradox that the biscuit guy is a important person among the group and also the last person to know anything that happens in the group.and the most worst part is the biscuit guy will still be a biscuit even if its about him.Now lets see why actually a person becomes a biscuit,under what pressurised circumstances he becomes a biscuit ,it is not that a person is a biscuit by birth(some exceptional cases those guys are gifted).This leads to the categorization of biscuits
   The first category of biscuits:The guy of this category becomes a biscuit as the group thinks that "the guy will anyway won`t come or involve in the activity, what is the use calling him...?" It happens like there comes a series of events in which the guy is basically not intrested at the first place and the group wants him to come and the guy wont show up and then comes an event which is very intresting(like sitting or some dance program by his frnds) and by the time 'the guy' is made a biscuit already so he`s not informed.then the next day biscuit guy starts with his usual conversation starter and fights for his right of intimation from his friends and also wins sometimes;) By the next event the biscuit guy finds himself in a situation important than the sitting (it strangely happens only with the biscuit guy, like the destiny wants him to keep his identity).Leaving one his friends saying 'I told u guyz vaadu biscuit gaadu ra.......This biscuit guy is an important person in the group because in every group there should be a last person to know the exciting activity that happened the before day,so that all his frnds could tell him enthusiastically and talk about the thing for long hours....
   The second category of biscuits:This biscuit guy is an important person in two different social groups usually two rival groups ,the guy becomes biscuit in two places  as the first group thinks "arey this biscuit b-s-a-d will surely go out with those shit heads ,let him go(biscuit here)" and the other group also thinks the same way(gr8 rivals (also) think alike!!;D) so biscuit here too.This biscuit guy not only becomes a biscuit but also becomes a victim of the most dangerous ,cruel,ruthless wrath of 'emotional atyachar'...(It becomes a cliche)
   The third category of biscuits:These are most biscuitest among the three, they are made biscuits in a way which is very pitiful.The guy is made biscuit as the group thinks "the bugger will anyway be there we need not inform him",if the person fails which seldom happens the guys a biscuit(even if he`s there it would be like'see the biscuit is already here').This biscuit guy may not be so important for our discussion(or for anything else).     So categorise your bisciut/yourself ...,we`ve seen the categorization ,Now lets see "why is it happy to being a biscuit" .

• If you can observe no matter what the biscuit guy will always be important person in the group to help his friends pump up their enthusiasm and make them feel that the biscuit missed this real time(it brings a kind of demoniacal happiness in you when your friend misses something which you enjoyed a lot;no pun intended )
• It makes the you(the biscuit guy) happy when some bad arguement comes among the group and your the one left on the shore ,and folks time to say Arey i wish i could take your side but damn I`m  BISCUIT(say this correctly you`ll rarely get this chance and dont forget the evil smile;D)
• You will always get a chance to complain(whining can win you manythings occasionally).
• Being biscuit for a long time develops a killer attitude "I GIVE A DAA(wait for it..................................)MN(damn) in you..............

                So all the biscuits out there be happy for being a biscuit and the non biscuit guys dont stop biscuitting the biscuit guy and also try the biscuit thing(every guy other than the biscuit guy will surely become biscuit sometime all we`ve to do is throw light on the guy and encourage the novice;p)
                          
                   Moral of the blog: IT IS GREAT BEING A BISCUIT...........!!!!  
                                  (dedicated to all the biscuits and the biscuitees of my b.tech life...;p)