Letter To Bappa.!

Letter To Bappa.!

Phew.........!!!!!! It was horrible outside .Well it struck to me that if it was so hard for someone like me who stay here all the time, to reach my home,it must be suffocating and horrible for Ganesha after all he is our guest for this odd number of days, we invited him to listen to our bhajans ,problems and make lots of food and eat on his behalf. So I thought would write a letter to him, just to explain the reason for whatever this is.

Hi Bappa !

Hope you have a good internet connection up there .My bad I should have written this when you were down on earth we have many WiFi hot spots here. That is fine I am sure this will reach you anyway.

How are you doing?  I know you’re god you must be great, just confirming because you have spent lot of time down here and you must have found our ways very unhygienic,our manners a bit unpleasant and our actions very disturbing. Who knows this better than you that everything happens for a reason. Heads up God we are used to such behavior so please don't expect us to change.

First of all We love you Bappa (we actually fear you, you in the sense all gods because you know to err is human and we do not like the concept of hell).And you must have not noticed we installed atleast two Pandals for each and every street , that costed us a fortune. We go to any extent to show our love even though if it is at the stake our own environment.

Bappa I have heard many stories about your body parts and their significance, I really liked the way it was depicted in the sources that I read from.

Your trunk has the ability to be strong as well as skilled to identify good from bad and also punish bad and help good, well that happened a little late in Nirbhaya`s case but still it happened. Have you seen the new designs of your trunk in the huge idols that were made, got confused looking at your own idol dint you ?

Just like your trunk the other parts have their own significance too ,Do not mind we just made little tweaks.

Your little eyes signify of keen vision and proper understanding of minute details ,oh boy that is not from where we got ours ,you must have seen that on the roads ,we seldom ride or drive with our eyes open .

Your large ears signify patience to hear out to your disciples` bhajans and their problems ,Oh I know what your complaining about ,All the bhajans that you got to listen is only Munni`s Badnami (well where would else Munni go you are her god after all) and some movie songs` parody .Hey btw sorry about the Sheila`s rude words saying "I am too sexy for You" ,she must have not meant that .

Your tusk is considered as the most purest thing in the universe(By the way Kudos that you wrote the Mahabharata with that) ,Many of us may not be knowing that is reason we dunk you under the water (But yeah poachers in this country know the value of an elephant tusk very well) ,so please do not mind about all the uncouth stuff you have seen on the way to your farewell ,like guys puking or peeing standing in front of your idol or in the same van your travelling ,they were hammered and were not able to hold their alcohol ,and let me tell they were celebrating your farewell or else we were not allowed to do booze in public (we owe you this ,thanks) ,still you are the purest form Bappa. Also when we shouted out loud saying "JAI STHNG ELSE" we meant “JAI GANESH MAHARAJ”.I hope you understand It is just that we do not take so much strain of using our sense of not mixing up different things(or it is just the booze talk).

Your belly is said to protect the globe from all the problems ,Please do not think we do not know that by looking at idols we made had perfect six packs ,it is just we don't have a good physique so we rub that on our gods to  have one .

All the points mentioned must have cleared the misunderstanding I guess or it just made even worse either cases you will have to have a big heart to understand that all the deeds are out of love .

We would not have installed so many pandals spent some crores ,can you beileve only the laddu made for you in a place costed 12 lakhs ,which would have sufficed for the flood victims for at least three days .See! we love you more than ourselves(or we fear you).

Well I hope you had a great stay (just saying, trust me I know how it was) .See you in a year this time hopefully in a less harmful form (Not POP) and thank you for all the patience you have shown in the traffic ,believe me if anyone from muggles were in your place things would have been different (Different Bad).

Bye and take care (OF US ofcource ).

                                                    

Moral : This was a personal letter, don’t expect any morals out of this damn it.

AM I LUCKY ....?

                                           AM I LUCKY ....?

What role does Luck play in your life....Did any one ask you this question.?
 I asked this question standing in front of a mirror.... and the image said something which made me think and write this ....

So Here it goes ,lets talk about Lucky for example, Lucky is a very lucky guy and his friends also mentioned this to him and actually may be this the reason many of his friends who are apparently Male are keeping distance and friends who are apparently Female are moving pretty close to him.... :-P (they must know what we are yet to know)

You may now think that his luck is making him look charming for women and repelling men ....I hope so  :( But this is not the case.... "He is lucky for women/girls hence guys keep in touch and also maintain distance with him"  ....You ask me how ..???

Here it goes ...It happened on a very normal day no rain no storm and no luck....A boy well groomed,neatly polished shoes,with crouching shoulders (heavy bag,this shd give you a hint that the boy is a sincere student or his dad just dropped him in the school) singing the school song in the assembly (a very catchy tone,will sing and upload it sometime whenever I decide turn anyone who reads my blog in to a zombie) saw a girl cute,sparkling eyes ,beautiful smile,aaaaaahhh cute lil pony tail, no girl looked so ravishing with a greacy hair to him (except Monica Belluci and Deepika Padukone)....The boy decided that the girl is his destiny now,and will make her his girl friend ,no guts,no determination and no Luck for the boy....after few days the boy came to know that the girl got committed to an other guy on the same day...SHOCK NO 1...The guy passes out of school goes to college and hits on another girl this time not so serious so the girl took a month to get in to a relationship with an other guy....NO 2....'B-Tech' place or the stage which inspired him sooo much and took him to the place he is now....this time the same thing repeated for 3 times and strangely with the same girl...I am glad you asked howz that possible....Guy hits on her she gets in to a relationship...then he gives a damn to her  shes single again...Now he thinks my turn shes is in a relationship again ....Now I slaped him not to repeat this...she is single again....You guessed it right .....Repeatuuuu(Rajnikanths style)....NO 3....Now the guy is so lucky for a girl that he just have to hit on her and the next day the FB status of the girl is changed to married...In some cases the girl posted saying blessed with a baby boy :-O....Thanku for all your wishes....This how a Guy can be lucky for gilrs....Now coming to male friends ,there can be two cases....

Scenario 1 : Lucky hits on a girl ,the girl gets lucky and gets committed to a guy (who should be grateful to Lucky)

Scenario 2 : Lucky hits on a girl , the girl gets lucky and gets committed to a guy which makes another guy unlucky who is also hitting on the girl (the unlucky may also be unlucky for Lucky the same way lucky is to him,confused?? me too)

So Lucky`s male friends do not hangout with him too much because if they hit on the same girl ,Lucky is gonna spoil it for the friends too, but they sneak around Lucky just to grab the opportunity ...You know now :-P...

This was just an example and yes I am Lucky....But the purpose I told my tragic story was to question you/myself,was it luck or bad luck that made Lucky bina girl friend ka? ...here girl friend may be an opportunity ,I am writing this because I missed so many opportunities and I am frustrated ...Asking the mirror and the image told me Ass hole wake up now ....bloody bugger ,stop sulking about the lost opportunities....and as per your question....Luck is what brought you here if it were to be smart/hard work you know where would you be....

Moral : Approach to Luck....Bad Luck and all the crap I wrote may or may not change ....But what has changed is 'My First Crush' she is now someone else` WIFE :-(

Hmm another post ,a serious one this time."Only 1411 LEFT" this famous phrase is the status of many social network users recently ,i dont understand how would FB user`s status msg helps conserving the tiger families (as if the other users are big threat to the wild cats).Nevertheless this is not the topic your about to read,something............Bloody damn....this was drafted on 2/21/10 .

I dont remember the reason not completing this post May be I had nothing to blabber about the topic that I was to do or I was a coward to write something and post it......WHY .......no clue13 mins to my birthday :D ,here I go drafting another one ....My previous blog was written in absolute state of Confusion and the state still persists ,2 years now.Why now...Why write a blog again .......?????13 mins to my birthday :D ,here I go drafting another one ....My previous blog was written in absolute state of Confusion and the state still persists ,2 years now.Why now...Why write a blog again .......?????Dunno ... lets just assume I have nothing to loose ....Oh Wait !! many calls to wish me :D...actually not many....same people calling many times :P

So where was I...why write a blog again now ,cos I lost confidence in me (people call it self confidence ,see cant even reduce the redundancy there :( )....So what do I need to get it back....? Dunno again ....Another call :DContinuation...What do I need to write a blog ...??I can hear voices saying , U should have a style...a genre and all the big talk...blogs are about conscience,feelings,emotions,country,photography,SHIT(most of intresting ones come under this),cooking...blah blah blah....Then what do I do....I blabber , thts it (Aise kyun ....Mazaaa atha h mereko)I have many topics in my mind to blabber about ...but this is gonna take some time....Next comes Indian Dads (typical one,like the one who can not believe that there can Underwear which cost more than 150 bucks )....Then FoooooD :D.....And then Hyderabad (i love the place even though it has the same number of Holes in it and assholes on it)....Corporate Life (here where I come across all the SHIT :D )....many more in between but finally....Life sucks bro....(when goutham says this it is Pack up time)....I can talk for hours on the above mentioned topics,but writing is not easy (...see I lack confidence ...self waala ....) But I can give it a try .... :D :P

First thing that comes to my mind..."What Is LIfe....??" (with a pure south indian accent,lil racist though :P)....




Moral : None intended..I hope None taken :D

CONfusion..

hello everybody,a formal greeting eh,after a long time....HOWDY...!!!!(mexican;) way),so howz dis....!!!?
So why dint I blog these many days...? simple coz im confused,blank minded(actually flooded wid many thoughts ,sort of a paradox, u know!! cant xplain properly),and yeah ofcource LAZYNESS,procrastination is the key of aa..huh...never mind (thought of writing some thing heavy). "cant xplain properly"(catch that phrase??) hmm den why the hell am i writing a blog about it.Well this post is not about confusion xactly ,but just to figure out a way to get out of this confusion, and  how`ll tht happen ...........blank again so this post is just my experipent whether i can figure out why am I feeling very low these days.........!!!!!!!!(so bear wid it)...

                         So wat is that i have been doing lately , ya forgot , I am a B.tech grad now,yes I have completed by B.tech :-D.So whats wid it..??.Now if any 1  asks me tell me about urself the line goes "yo der kasyap (B.tech ) here ".sounds cool huh......!!!!(if it doesnt 4 any of u,atleast sounds like yey..!!!. for me) nd its none of your concern to ask whats after b.tech...!!! may be i`ll just talk what these 4 years are like......!!
                         Or ill just skip unnecessary topics nd will jus say 4 years went well ,nd its not at all like what i`hv imagined in plus two.Ofcource no clg would have reached my expectations(cant help it,blame the hollywood...!).nd finally the last day of college was "ass kicking"....!!!!! no  its not an expression, im saying we really got our butts kicked sry the word is teared apart....!! my classmates believe in improvisation as an important aspect,so they developed the concept of birthday bumps(which are actually supposed to be the  heartfull wishes to the b`day lad) to a next level we`ll name it FUN BUMPS, every guy of our class got his ass kicked depending on the grudge levels....:).And felt sad for leaving the college(no...!! im not here).......!!!Then got my results pretty satisfactory....!!!!Project marks made kasyap very happy...!!
                      Then what ...!!!B.tech grad in home how does that feel...!!!!!!!!! ok lets see ..a btech guy will actually learn how does world outside look like(as if i have seen it,no but intend make a guess...:D)....The knight who has paid condonation fee all his engineering life will now ...now......learn to pay `electricity bill` with or without fine (doesnt really matter).The knight who negotiated his marks with the lab incharge...will now negotiate the price of baingan(brinjal) for rs 12/kg (according 2 the market ,nd plz correct me `not` if im wrong ).The knight  who had never waited for anything in engineering life will now wait for the interview call like ...ah ...like ya pavlov`s dog for food bell....;D(gud one eh..!?).He will now start spending time with his parents patiently(warning:read dis wid no emotions) ofcource purpose may be different.Will expect to meet  his friends leaving abroad,for one last time.(nah ..!!we just think about the treat not that we`ll miss him/her).And will further hope that life would teach us a lot.....(wow heavy ryt...!!!)...nd yeah forgot to write another important thing  Karate Kid is one gud movie to watch,I have learnt some Chinese ,and figured out that its similar to  punjabi...:D.and yeah i hate tamilians....(reason would be ,i just dont like them).......(above mentioned points are not generalised if its like you read it nd feel it :p,not that it would help,in a way ya would help killing ,no passing your free time)

MORAL:I am still confused nd i still dunno the reason....(its not a moral actually but want 2 maintain my style of writing:D) nd hoping that my next blog wud be abt something else ,which will not have any shades of my confusion in it.... ( ciao...)

MASKING the city................

Hmm another post ,a serious one this time."Only 1411 LEFT"   this famous phrase is the status of many social network users recently ,i dont understand how would FB user`s status msg helps conserving the tiger families (as if the other users are big threat to the wild cats).Nevertheless this is not the topic your about to read,It is something which is very thought provoking(trying to sound a bit heavy,heavier than the phrase).I decided to post this topic when I was drinking my coffee (A lot can happen over a coffee)and read somewhere that the ratio of girls to that of guys is very less and dwindling.I know we cant do anything about increasing the number(not in our handsJ). But we have a problem to worry about,It starts this way, “Hyderabad used to be fun to roam around” now u people start wondering  why am I writing this in past tense(USED TO) because girls are now taking the fun out the phenomenon(roaming) .We start byking to reach our long distant destiny between heavy traffic and sounds banging our ears ,and it irks to watch many girls driving with their face covered,trying to hide their identity.What is the use u have a face ,a identity  if u wrap it .Every single time I see a girl wrapped I hear a sound in my head SURPRISE .Why is this happening ….??? The reason  they say is ‘Pollution’ ‘Heat’ and all crap.What do we think …….??? May be she`s trying to hide her face because no ones looking at the girl so this would be a perfect plan to make people look at her because wearing a mask creates an intrest which more of a doubt;) ‘how does this girl look like..!!’ .If this continues like this we guys will start hitting on girls like this ”dude look at the girl on that byke her mask goes really well with her dress,ya right but doesn’t suit her complexion”.But an intriguing point(according to sudha) may be it would teach us the language of EYES(bullshit).Com`on people now don’t do this to our city ,we yougistaan should do something to save our city and increase the tourism…………………[out thoughts but try to understand our anguish(anti girl mask community;))].
MORAL: PLANT A TREE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY SO THAT  BY YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY YOU CAN HIT ON ATLEAST ONE GIRL WHILE YOUR ROAMING…..:)

It is happy being BISCUIT........!!

Hello ppl....Another blog ,before starting off ,it is very essential to know the actual sense of the BISCUIT in this post.The origin of the word took place way long back,but the hyderabadi`s changed the entire meaning of the golden word from "a small, flat cake that is dry and usually sweet:"(according to  cambridge) to something which according to my knowledge goes this way "A BISCUIT is a person belonging to a social group generally known for his ignorance of the issue or the activities going on among the group and always starts the conversation with DAMN..!! again I`M THE LAST PERSON TO KNOW THIS" .Well read this blog keeping the biscuit of your group in  mind,the word used may be different but you will surely find a person with the above symptoms in your group or you may be the one(chosen one;p) congratulations.
                It is a paradox that the biscuit guy is a important person among the group and also the last person to know anything that happens in the group.and the most worst part is the biscuit guy will still be a biscuit even if its about him.Now lets see why actually a person becomes a biscuit,under what pressurised circumstances he becomes a biscuit ,it is not that a person is a biscuit by birth(some exceptional cases those guys are gifted).This leads to the categorization of biscuits
   The first category of biscuits:The guy of this category becomes a biscuit as the group thinks that "the guy will anyway won`t come or involve in the activity, what is the use calling him...?" It happens like there comes a series of events in which the guy is basically not intrested at the first place and the group wants him to come and the guy wont show up and then comes an event which is very intresting(like sitting or some dance program by his frnds) and by the time 'the guy' is made a biscuit already so he`s not informed.then the next day biscuit guy starts with his usual conversation starter and fights for his right of intimation from his friends and also wins sometimes;) By the next event the biscuit guy finds himself in a situation important than the sitting (it strangely happens only with the biscuit guy, like the destiny wants him to keep his identity).Leaving one his friends saying 'I told u guyz vaadu biscuit gaadu ra.......This biscuit guy is an important person in the group because in every group there should be a last person to know the exciting activity that happened the before day,so that all his frnds could tell him enthusiastically and talk about the thing for long hours....
   The second category of biscuits:This biscuit guy is an important person in two different social groups usually two rival groups ,the guy becomes biscuit in two places  as the first group thinks "arey this biscuit b-s-a-d will surely go out with those shit heads ,let him go(biscuit here)" and the other group also thinks the same way(gr8 rivals (also) think alike!!;D) so biscuit here too.This biscuit guy not only becomes a biscuit but also becomes a victim of the most dangerous ,cruel,ruthless wrath of 'emotional atyachar'...(It becomes a cliche)
   The third category of biscuits:These are most biscuitest among the three, they are made biscuits in a way which is very pitiful.The guy is made biscuit as the group thinks "the bugger will anyway be there we need not inform him",if the person fails which seldom happens the guys a biscuit(even if he`s there it would be like'see the biscuit is already here').This biscuit guy may not be so important for our discussion(or for anything else).     So categorise your bisciut/yourself ...,we`ve seen the categorization ,Now lets see "why is it happy to being a biscuit" .

• If you can observe no matter what the biscuit guy will always be important person in the group to help his friends pump up their enthusiasm and make them feel that the biscuit missed this real time(it brings a kind of demoniacal happiness in you when your friend misses something which you enjoyed a lot;no pun intended )
• It makes the you(the biscuit guy) happy when some bad arguement comes among the group and your the one left on the shore ,and folks time to say Arey i wish i could take your side but damn I`m  BISCUIT(say this correctly you`ll rarely get this chance and dont forget the evil smile;D)
• You will always get a chance to complain(whining can win you manythings occasionally).
• Being biscuit for a long time develops a killer attitude "I GIVE A DAA(wait for it..................................)MN(damn) in you..............

                So all the biscuits out there be happy for being a biscuit and the non biscuit guys dont stop biscuitting the biscuit guy and also try the biscuit thing(every guy other than the biscuit guy will surely become biscuit sometime all we`ve to do is throw light on the guy and encourage the novice;p)
                          
                   Moral of the blog: IT IS GREAT BEING A BISCUIT...........!!!!  
                                  (dedicated to all the biscuits and the biscuitees of my b.tech life...;p)                                                                                                                                                  

31-12-2009 WAS DIFFERENT ............

Kasyap`s back to keep his word and to post an another BLOG ,in fact the date mentioned was the day i created my account in blogger.com (nt intending to make this a historial fact but actually tryin to tell that i wanted to write a blog that day but cudn`t due to....)anywayz coming to the point the day started as common as anyother day dad trying to wake me up early but couldn`t win (proud of my dad he accepts his defeat ;-),and steps over it;-D) .Holidays are boring(so is my clg) .We planned on going ride to  the shashabad airport on PVNR express way,but bykes are not allowed on the expressway so teja took out his car, THE JOURNEY STARTS..........car reached RAJIV GANDHI INTL AIRPORT .the access route was very good with all the architectural norms perfectly followed and immaculate gardens set all the way,it was like, the 5,400  acres  is not a part of hyderabad ,all credit to GMR(i hope it wud be every civil engineers dream to work for this firm).No one among us are intrested in going in so headed back,PVNR express way a 11km(11.6 to be precise) long way solely for connecting airport to the city meant for only fast moving machines according to me,but GHMC says 'only 4 wheelers' Teja put all his weight on the accelerator started banging the vehicle,I was bored stting ,than thought if ranbir kapoor can do it so can I and then popped out the window with my upper part of the body out the car ,then pranav thought if kasyap can do it why can`t I he did the same and started singing WAKE UP SID......... teja giving the music and also helping with the lyrics;p ....If a car starts on the express way no further thoughts of 'THE ROAD NOT TAKEN',it has to travel the 11 km way .We 3 were in high spirits and each of one were no less than any idiot...we shouted ,whistled and according Einstein the conversion took place leaving us hungry ,The other 2 idiots made me draw my money from my acc where i already have money way less than the min balance and  went to prasad`s .stuffed ourselves and started walking so we can create some place in our stomachs for next meal that took place in 10mins;-)..............moral of the story;NEVER EVER CARRY UR ATM CARD WHEN GOING ON A LONG DRIVE WITH UR FRIENDS.................